Hammond can switch with me, I’d love to spend the whole trip listening to the Genius himself.
“Im gonna open an airport you go plane take off no security if it blows up it blows up” lmao
clarkson annoyed hammond so much he simply lost all his energy
4:52 I like how Richard is just hitting Jeremy to get him to shut up! 😁
The part about beggar's paradise is actually sound advice, which I didn't think would need to be advised until I found foreign airports. I'd tell the Americans to get their shit together, but that shit is so far apart they might as well just double down on it.
I once saw a Eddie Stobart's truck, On it's back doors was a sign saying, "Welcome to London Southend Airport"....only 42 miles! Hell of a cab ride to King's Cross!
3:02 "Everytime I see you those are the words that pop into my head! After other words like beige, stannah stairlift, the war. Got any more? Homosexual."
After all that, there was no mention that we had to check in a minimum half an hour before take off, otherwise we can't board the flight. Happened to me once.
"Look at that half wit" *Bring on James May*
1:10 2Hrs? So the airport can fleece your wallet for goods they hope you'll purchase whilst waiting around. THAT is the reason....
I want to start my own airline called "I'll take my chances" if it blows up, it blows up. -Jeremy
"Not that you can say blow up in an airport anymore because you have to go to prison for 400 hundred years" 😂😂
This is the most staged thing I have ever watched.
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he is 100% right!
When jeremy started listing off slat flour ect..I was expecting baking gear...not suspiciously packed powders
i mean hes not wrong
This of course is before you even board the plane. Then it gets REALLY silly. Like instructions about putting on your oxygen mask after the plane has dropped out the sky and you're already dead.
Hammond could do with those high boots the little fella he is
I'm with the human ape on this one
his genius staggers me
I have actually never seen a gate 1!!!
For the people that saw the African tour, LETS BUILD AN AIRPORT IN JEZZA with None of this stuff 😂🤣🤣
Top Gear was so much better, this feels staged and forced.
The funny thing Is that Jeremy is being accused of being mad yet everyone else is.
Clarkson on a rant is passion
Jeremy has a very large belly
I can’t stop laughing lmaoo
"If it blows up, it blows up" Mood
I’m seeing myself in the future watching him. 😆😆😆😆😆
Say what you want, Jeremy Clarkson is 100% correct.
What rant? Makes absolute sense to me.
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I love this rant, it is soooo justified.
Geez Clarkson reminds me of myself, yes people say we rant a lot but they fail to mention or realize is that there is always a point to each of our bloody complaints
Just epic! Made my day!
Bruh i'd literally pay to travel with Clarkson just to hear his rants
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Condiments and medical accessories. Jesus stodgy bigot but he's pretty damn funny.
Airport security is all froth and no substance, it offers the illusion of security but little else, the distances walked in some airports are ridiculous, the best safety feature of any aircraft is the bomb proof door leading into the cockpit, so when the inevitable happens the door will be intact but the rest of the plane will be scattered over 3 countries, passengers will be abroad but just not in the country of their choosing.
Clackson is funny. I love his rant.
5:00 The girls actually jumped and moved out the way when he shouted haha
While I feel for Hammond for having to put up with him, the man has a point.
I'm waiting For "I'll take my chances" airlines to start...will be there on Its maiden flight... No doubt about it...
Yeah there do be a lot of Parfum in airports
Look at the spare tyre on Clarkson.
Felt this one. When people ask me what I hate usually first thing that comes to my mind are airports
Hamster run! He’s gonna explode!
Scotland which in the UK of course
I agree with everything he's just said
To be fair I don’t think I ever went to gate one
I know it's scripted but I high-key agree with everything
I love this guy so much😄😄😄
Sorry but the majority of his rant is absolutely 100% spot on 🤣🤣 Security is stupid, allowing that time at the airport is a total waste of time, World Duty Free is a total waste of time selling you pointless shit that was overpriced in the first place, and everybody faffing just wastes so much time.
''It never ends'' ''No it doesn't!'' - Love the transition!
The gates are so far away because the airport wants you to go through all the shops, tempting you to buy something.
Everything JC said is true.
He has a point guys
Hammond looks like a shit version of Steven Seagal and that is saying something.
He has so much powders with him lol🤣
Jeremy: wHeRE’s gAtE 1?!?! 4:12: Am I a joke to you?
Tbh if I was Hammond I would’ve snapped and told him to stfu 😂😂
Id absolutely fly Clarkson air, who in their right mind is hijacking a plane full of middle class Irish people heading to Spain? There's nothing worth crashing a plane into anywhere near where we're going and there are maybe 2 or 3 people on the plane worth taking hostage. To hell with security, and health n' safety can see them there, now start the bloody plane and leave me to the bottle of gin in my coat that the X ray creeps didn't get a chance to steal
He is correct though ... where is gate 1
Did they seriously question the coc bag
These guy should do another series based on comedy!😂🤣😂
This is actually funny ahahahhaha
I love how the we get listed this he implied that either a. Detroit is a country or b. Istanbul is a town
I feel bad for the airport staff that have no choice but to listen to Jeremy Clarkson whinging for 20 minutes whilst they’re trying to work.
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My daughters showed me this: "This is you, Dad!" They're right...
1:23 Is that the old man from the Unintentional ASMR videos??! It sure looks like him
who the hell would like to smell like what james may looks like
When is he having the baby?
Why dose the hamster look like Hugo Drax?
they have been to Helsinki omg my god suomi perkele
Richard Hammond looks like Hugh Jackman meets Al pacino.
Who needs cat food at the airport?
No shame in letting the grey happen, Hamster.
This was probably their best work, "Elton John in Tommy", and we've all been there.
The airport Hamburg Lübeck in germany is 8km away from Lübeck... and 54km away from Hamburg
Not gonna lie.. he was spitting facts.. I see no problem in his rant
braveheartclarkson airlines, if it blows, it blows.
I am absolutely in line with his reasoning. BUT as an airport rant, I feel, I can do absolutely better. This rant would be me on a good day in the airport. On a bad day I would be jailed. Let's talk about how many times they ask my ticket. Really it drives me mad. You just put it back in your bag and again a dumbass asks your ticket. Why?!? Do you expect the the person before you didn't do its job correctly? And if you think that, why do I have to assume that the current idiot is doing his job. Oh and in this clip they just scratched the surface of idiot looking people on the airport. And the x-ray are they on? I always for fun put a Swiss knife in my pocket. The newer turning thingy I didn't try but the old ones. No problem at all...
Seriously though I never understood why they always have a perfume shop.
He is so right tho 😂
2:16 this is so brilliantly done xD
3:02 everywhere i go i see his face
A couple of Lee Evans jokes in here.
The fact that the other two haven’t strangled Clarkson or cut his brake lines is barely credible.
5 minutes of pure talking shit hahah
"WHERE'S GATE ONE!?" Right there in 4:20
It feels so different, the audience i mean. the UK blokes can connect to the jokes more and faster .
What if they made a top gear ⚙air port, see how they do that 🤔
Im almost positive that the people in the airport are actors..not hating..just sayin