This is Griffin’s new alphabet in clock form
I now desperately want a clock set to Griffin Time ™️ For now I have a sticky note with the times written on it for my own amusement.
2020 is working off of Griffin time
I wanna stand up and tap my cane to disagree with people at work
I had to sub fuckin 69 baybee
This is what having adhd feels like
8:02 quarantine predicted
i'm gonna start running on griffin time during quarantine
Ridiculous the accuracy of Griffins foresight- exactly how lockdown feels
I can't belive griffin made quarantine time
They even said everyone would have to work from home
Oh no you're right
Fandoms huzzah It is so accurate
quarantine be like
and then you fi- HAALM.. sandwich gone.
my secret is that its always 2am for me
How does brunch fit into this? perfectly or not at all?
Brunch is second breakfast
But griffin...if there’s no time zones but dark is 7 o clock then what about the places where it gets dark later or earlier? It would be chaos!
@Leaf Finite yeah everything else checks out 😅
GippyHappy implying that without this feature Griffin time isn’t already chaos incarnate
well then you’re gonna watch Survivor a little less or a little more
this is exactly what college is like
Imagine if TAZ worked on Griffin time
are you trying to tell me it doesn't
There's probably at least one reality in the Stolen century arc which operates on Griffin time and you can't convince me otherwise
and now it does thank you for your contribution
i would buy these watches. please sell one of these watches to me
By the way y'all, Griffin time TM TM TM now available on the Google Play store. For all your true time needs.
I’ve never been more upset about having iOS
Oh my god downloaded this is hilarious
I need my survivor
C'mon guys, 420 till the sun goes down
Stop. Griffin time. *cronch*
*C R O N C H* (aayyyyy Tyzias)
Griffin's interpretation of time is just.. so correct
I agree Asra
Griffin may or may not have just destroyed his theoretical world.
I guess this is how I live now
Griffin please, not all of us can function on 7 1/2 hours of sleep, I need my 9 hours
the being 4:20 until sunset is really funny to me because today the sun sets at 4:23. great 3 minutes till 7!
These guys don't have jobs they can't complain about having to wake up
they each have like seven podcasts to record, but i get your point
To be fair the me that has to get out of bed would like to just stay asleep forever no matter when i wake up
C A N A D A gguccggfgxhxtfydfgu
I watched this and I went to sleep and woke up exactly when they said. It's happening!
"but when you finish the last bite of your lunch. . it is then 4:20 til it's dark. Is this correct?" "yehh..."
"Griffin, I don't think that this is your intention, but it /does/ sound like most of the day is taken up by 4:20." "~Hmm~*"
I live far enough north that 4:30 has been sunset most days.
holy shit... i didnt realize it set so much earlier in other places... here in FL we’d be getting 4 hours of 4:20
kraiZor oh thank god
As it has moved more into spring the sunset has been getting later. I now have several hours of 420, no need to cry for me.
kraiZor you only get 10 minutes of 420 that's so sad :(
I am listening to this at 4:20
Now my question, is what if your having a weird sleep day, and you wake up PAST 7? Like sometimes my 2AM is what you people subscribing to the old outdated time method, would be 11AM, -i do this- and then my 7 and a half hours of sleep go all the way to 7? Do I simply skip 9:30, lunchtime, and 4:20? Or is there some confusing mess where I wake up and its both 9:30 and 7 at the exact same time? Griffin time has so many holes in it.
There is no way to sleep past seven because you wake up at 9:30! The next time it gets dark is 7, even if it’s dark at 9:30
maybe it has already been 7, and now that you have awoken it is 9:30 once more? Then you have breakfast and lunch and it's 2 AM?
9:30 Lunch Time 4:20 7 o'clock 2 AM
This was a good bit and all but I just dont understand what exactly is Griffin's beef with DST???
killmoms yeah, but most people use DST (the whole phrase) to mean the system of changing time as a whole.
I have to get up early in the morning for work and I hate getting ready and leaving in total winter darkness. DST is great.
I hear a lot of people complain about DST but whenever I actually ask what they dislike, it seems like what they actually hate is standard time and the transition between the two. Most people seem to want to just want DST year-round (AKA not prioritizing morning daylight in fall/winter).
it's cause it doesn't really make sense in modern times and only makes things difficult
Lizk person: hey dont you like good things dumb piss drinking bitch about to invent DST: oh have you not heard